-I got felt up in a crowded train by a guy that looked like ll cool j.
-he then pelvic thrusted at me
-on my way out of the train station. It was raining and a woman opened the door of her taxi
DIRECTLY in my crotchmus.
-my loafers have terrible grip in changing rooms and I almost fell to my death
-me and Robyn got stuck behind a preacher in attempt to get through some drama on market street.
-Robyn starts singing on the escalator and it stops ascending a second later
-I saw this beautiful guy and I said ‘he is so fit i love his beard’ apparently he lip read. Major preteen magazine cringe moment. He started smiling at me and I awkwardly squirmed away into the night.
-on the train journey back, an Asian man sat next to me and questioned me on what Indian language I speak. He looked confused when I said I only speak English and a little Spanish.
I GO TO NAPA IN LIKE 2 DAYS THOUGH OMFG YEY.
Nah it’s fine :) are you really? What for? That would be cool but I’m leaving for Napa in a couple of days.
Weeping at the fact that SNL isn’t aired in England. I would move to America to watch it for the rest of my life.
ALSO. I realized I’ve been in the same building as Andy Samberg and I had a minor melt down.
The only things good about tonight’s meal with my dad was.
-The waiter that checked me out looked like a skinny Andy Samberg
-The waiters name was Boris. COOL AS FUCK NAME.
-I saw Amrit and Elliot
That’s about it.
Also I made an ass of myself in H&M by walking straight into an occupied changing room. Inside was a preteen who looked at me like I ate a baby infront of her face.
I’m watching ‘I love you man’ and i’ve just seen the cast list. HOLY SHIT, IT HAS THE MOST SEXY CAST LIST. OMFG.
Paul Rudd, Rashida Jones, Jason Segel AND Samberg baby. I might cry.